God Dame BRACELETS

^dont resize that ralph

Yeah, so everyone knows about how much they hate these god damn pointless bracelets. They say they are fundraisers, but thats only donating 20% of their makings to the organizations to atleast gain a ~~10% profit. There's something sketchy about these stupid obnoxious things. First of all, there's really pointless ones. For instance, EAT AT CRABBY PANTS STEAKHOUSE! or SUPA WOWSA RASPBERRY(you can get those at 7-11) or those ghetto ones that are scented that you can get from 7-11. Thats beyond the point. IM SICK and TIRED of seeing these stupid damn bracelets. And it's always those vulnerable WEAK like Tim and Tom. You never know what those kids are gonna do next. They're just plain trouble. Those are the same kids that bought Tamogatchi's and Nano Pets. REAL FUCKING cool. Same kids that use roller baggys. REAL COOL. Same kids that swim for their High School team(ooooo disssss). These stupid bracelets are going out of whack. You see those 4th graders who try to beat their friends and get more than their friends. They have like 12093890123 on their god damn wrists. Its so stupid! AHH. I ripped a kids' bracelet off and he CRIED. Come on. Is that a sign of your emotion, a little yellowpinkgreentiedye bracelet? Its like their emotionally attached to their stupid bracelets. It's Lance Armstrong's attempt to cure his cancer and bring these kids down thru brainwash. That'se the new technology of the fuuuutuuuureeee. Transfer the DISEASE to little helpless kids and PREPS. It's happening. It's one giant plan to destruct the generation of the Fat kids that sit on their ass all day and cause shows like that VERB commercial to come on just to make fun of the generation below us who are going to turn into fat little whackers that play halo 24/7. In conclusion, Im going to annihilate all of these bracelets and take down Lance Armstrong.

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Comments

[livestrong is gay]

yeah whoever you are

i love your drawing!

[amelia]

amen.

[ralph dagza himself]

How to get a free wrist band

1. go to a grocery store.
2. find the produce section
3. get a brocolli
4. remove the rubberband
5. put your name on it