Hey there and welcome to another episode of:
WHAT REALLY GRINDS JOSH'S GEARS
"What Grinds My Gears is a term recently coined on a movie based off the Family Guy television series...yeah... I ripped it..what now?"
You know what really...really........really GRINDS MY GEARS?
Hurri-cowards.
"Hurri-cowards, is a term coined by Joshua Signs on October 19, 2005 while driving between his place of work and his place of residence. Sure, it sounds strange, but soon, people will be making shirts with it."
Yeah you know who I am talking about. Those stupid bastards that watch the weather channel 24/7. Their little recliners propped in front of the tv with their portable toilet beside it and a mini fridge. The ones who can't open their closet doors for fear of being drowned in a landslide of batteries and water jugs.
Sure, stockpile your shit. Fine by me. But don't sit on your ass, waiting till day one of a predicted hurricane and suddenly enter panic mode 5 fuckin days before the hurricane even shows its face.
DID I MENTION THE GAS HOGS?
THOSE LIL BASTARDS THAT ENTER CODE RED:
SPEEDING ACROSS THE HIGHWAY TOWARDS THE NEAREST GAS STATION AND NOT ONLY FILLING THEIR CAR TANK BUT 5 SPARE TANKS AS WELL.
YOU ARE STOCKPILING ON GAS FOR FEAR OF A GAS SHORTAGE.
BUT YOU ARE SUDDENLY THE ASSHOLE WHO CREATES THE GAS SHORTAGE.
BACK OFF THE GAS!
FOR THE LOVE OF SOMETHING!
BACK OFF THE GAS!
AND STOP MILLION MAN MARCHING PUBLIX.
If everybody remained calm, kept a fair amount of backup water at all times, a small pile of batteries, and kept their gas tanks above a quarter tank regularly.
THERE WOULD BE NO SHORTAGES!
THE DAMN HURRICANE ISN'T EVEN GOING TO HIT US!
A HURRICANE ACTUALLY WIPING OUT THIS AREA IN FLORIDA IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS GEORGE BUSH JR. SAYING SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY INTELLIGENT THAT WASN'T ALREADY PUT DOWN IN WRITING FOR HIM.
DAMN HURRI-COWARDS!
And that folks, is what really Grinds Josh's Gears.
Thank You.
I agree kill the Hicane Whores! Fuckin Losers freakin out over something that has happened many times before.... The weather channel predictably warns everyone that a tropical storm will be a hurricane, it then speeds up and slows down till it gets 100 miles north or south of us and does minimal damage! This is all just a fuckin hoax to sell fuckin supplies!
Posted by: Jayson! | Friday, October 21, 2005 at 07:34 PM