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Never use hotels.com

OK people, the impending doom that is hurricane Wilma is moving in on us ever so slowly, but it is moving in on us.  Now, you would think that a hotel booking website would do something for it's customers if they planned on taking a vacation this weekend, but due to the hurricane they now can not.  Well, hotels.com didn't do shit for my parents.  They planned on going to Halloween horror nights this weekend in Orlando, but now because of the hurricane they obviously have greater concerns.  Now early this morning my dad tried to cancel his hotel reservation through hotels.com oh so helpful customer care number where he was informed that since the hurricane is not going to hit on the day of the reservation they are still going to charge him for the room.  Now this company has posted a travel advisory for all interests in the Florida peninsula, and here it is:

TROPICAL STORM WILMA

According to the National Hurricane Center,at 9 a.m. CDT, the northwestern eyewall of Hurricane Wilma nears Cozumel. Wilma is still considered a Category Four Hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Scale with maximum sustained winds near 145 mph.

A Hurricane Warning remains is in effect from San Felipe to Chetumal on the Yucatan peninsula including Cozumel and the nearby islands.

A Tropical Storm Warning and Hurricane Watch remain in effect from west of San Felipe to Celestun.

A Tropical Storm Warning remains in effect for Belize from the border with Mexico southward to Belize City.

All interests in the Florida Keys and the Florida peninsula should closely monitor the progress of extremely dangerous Hurricane Wilma      http://www.hotels.com/promotion.jsp?id=2990

Apparently an extremely dangerous hurricane isn't dangerous enough to cancel hotel reservations.  Now does hotels.com expect people to drive home in the hurricane?  Apparently so because they wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that that's what my parents would have to do if they didn't cancel their reservations.  Right now my dad turned the fight over to his bank, but I want to give him some help.  E-mail these bastards here:  http://www.hotels.com/ContactCustomerCare.jsp?js=1&zz=1129914881500

Just say it's regarding Dan Keagins' Orlando hotel reservation at that you will never use their service again because of it.

Now they are evacuating places ten miles from my house right now in Naples, yet a state of emergency and evacuations are not enough to cancel a one night hotel reservation.  Let's give a round of applause for the moronic customer service agents at hotels.com.

-DanK

You People Suck!!

You All Suck! Everything you like is terrible. It's sad that you are allowed to breathe, let alone communicate with the outside world. Every word out of your mouth is a waste of sound the grates against my eardrums. Your lives should have been ended at a young age. You are clones, as well as wastes of our planet's precious natural resources. You watch stupid shows made by people who are usually too smart to be making the afore-mentioned shows. They dumb that shit down for you. You are not good enough to lick my ball sack. Each one of my single pubic hairs has more right to exist than you and all your sheep friends.  Every day I wake up and wonder why I don't just go out and slaughter every person I see. You have your little "friends" and you stupid little "relationships." I need to be intoxicated in some way just to be able to allow your presence in front of me, to tolerate your whiney complaints about how this person said you were a slut or how this other person is a slut. You are all sluts. You are all whores. You wear brands of clothing companies on you, and idiotically you pay for the privilege. You tart yourself up on myspace, and take one blurry picture of yourself, and revel in how stupid horny boys tell you that you're so "hawt." To quote the great Big L: "You were never shit, your mother should have swallowed you."

Attn: Orlando!

Attention everyone in Orlando, members of pink prank will be up there soon!  On the 22nd we will be up there to go to halloween horror nights at Universal Studios!  If you would like to join us there, please post if you want to go. 

We will be taking the van up and it will be in FULL OFFICE MODE.  What is full office mode?  Well, you have to see that for yourself.  Now I want some non-contributors to join us up there and I can give some rides.  I am not sure about the price yet, so I will keep the updates coming.

Also, I am going to try to check out the chapter of PinkPrank at UCF, if we have the time, and if some one wants to lend a us a place to stay we would be considerably happy.  Though if we don't get some one to let us stay with them, then we will have a kick ass hotel/motel party. 

DanK, out!

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